Let me take you back to the goddamn fucking olden days when every fucking person was happy and fucking divorce never happened, probably because people fucked a lot more. Bitch ass Sandy went on vacation with her happy fuckin family and met awesome-as-shit Danny Zuko. He was the fucking cat's meow. Shit yeah.
But soon, vacation was over and it was just a fucking summer fling, but they didn't even fucking fuck because, you know, bitch ass Sandy was a fucking loser virgin. WTF? Lame. Anyway, can you fucking believe that Sandy's fucking family moves to awesome-as-shit Danny Zuko's home mother-fuckin' town? Shit yeah. And then she realizes how fucking awesome he is and most likely has a fucking huge ass dick.
And then Danny was fucking like, "I'm stranded at the fuckin' drive-in" And the bitch ass like fucking shut his dick in the door. But then, bitch ass Sandy makes nice with the goddamn Pink Ladies who fucking teach her how to be a huge fucking whore. Like, fucking in the parking lot and shit without mother fucking condoms because who the fuck likes those?
Wait until you see the fucking best car race you ever fucking seen in your life. Damn, like you didn't think the fucking bad ass would win and shit? Plus, the fucking best part is mother fucking hot ass Danny Zuko in some fucking tight ass leather pants. Shit. Fuck. Yeah. You better fucking watch the movie so you fucking finally realize that nice mother fuckers never get the whores. Bitch.
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